President Donald J. Trump has announced today that he finally has proof that he is the real winner of the November election! Here is a transcript of our interview with the great man...
"I Donald Trump am the WINNER of the November 2020 Presidential election by a LANDSLIDE! With my exceptionally BIG brain, I have figured all this out - better than my lawyers could. The only votes that count are votes by WHITE MEN and they LOVE TRUMP. Votes by women and Blacks are FAKE!
The vote on the 14th Amendment was FAKE. Blacks in Congress and State Houses got to vote on the Amendment to give them the right to vote - before they had the right to vote - Very Bad, FAKE vote.
The vote on the 19th Amendment was FAKE. Wives in great numbers EXTORTED their men into voting to give women the vote - no vote, no sex. A GREAT crime - FAKE VOTE!
I look forward to beginning my SECOND term as your President on January 20, 2021. Thank you America. Repeat after me: Make America Great Again!"
